Hi I Am Juan

The first step to becoming a extreme night owl is put everything off to the side till the very last minute and, immediately, this could be homework ((the most common one, for me and the world of students)),making a late thanksgiving dinner (for some odd reason, you love forgetting about thanksgiving till the next day), fixing a problem, fixing your relationship with your pet rat or dog, fixing your car (which by the way, if you fix your car at night, you got a problem and are rude), cleaning your pool, cleaning your windows, sweeping your front porch, mowing the lawn and the list could go on. But i almost could promise you personally that you will be an extreme night owl for that night. The effects might be nothing or extremely bad for you, depending on who you are.

If you were me, the effects would not take effect at all, because the reason you call yourself a extreme night owl would be because you would not go to sleep at all till the next night where you will be given the undoubtedly pleasure of sleeping at a high comfort rate (HCR) for as long as you want. HCR’s could last for as long as 8 to 12 hours in one sleeping lay.

You may ask yourself, “Well if it’s that simple to be a EXTREME night owl, why am i receiving instructions on becoming this extreme in my night owling?” It’s simple really my dear Watson…come closer…let me whisper this secret in your ear… and make sure no one is listening in and only you could hear it clearly….. You need to find a way to get through the night in one way. Writing or reading about a entertaining sport that is soon to be on the ESPN “The Lazy Day” channel makes the night so much better. For me, my night owling is more of a trek to see how long i can go on without doing the needed or required matter at hand. Writing about it seems to help me cope with the fact that my night owling is at a extreme point that music and coffee seem like the new gerber for adults. 

So if you learned anything from this little lecture/rant/non-sense/logical/creative/coping mechanism/minecraft adventure/photo journalized/text written entry. Make sure you learned one important thing, which is when night owling, you should night owl like a boss and a boss alone with your objectives at hand. with this said, this is the end of a important matter at hand. Goodnight, good evening, and good riddance to all of you whiners

-From the make believe desk of Juan Martinez (Californian of the night)

P.S. When would you night owl next?